This is what I have figured out.

(I am really sick of hearing about dead Michael Jackson.)

Admitting you are lactose intolerant is admitting you are a failure — a failure at digestion.  This is why I still eat ice cream.  This is why I no longer believe in the mind/body connection.

You make me smile, but only with no teeth.

“We’re just two people moving in together, which is nothing in the scheme of things.”  He asked me what I wanted, repeatedly.  ”What do you want?  What do you want out of life?”  
“I don’t know,” I said.  
But I did know.  I wanted nothing in the scheme of things.

Every Wednesday I would buy cigarettes from a woman who had the same birthday as me.  She invited me out the day I left town.

Every Wednesday I would buy cigarettes from a woman who had the same birthday as me.  She invited me out the day I left town.

I loved him, and I was trying to force the meaningful type words to come out.  ”I didn’t know what I wanted until you became the definition.”  
“I gotta watch this DVD.”

Apparently labia are not exempt from the effects of economic turmoil.