This is what I have figured out.

Mar 24

My intestines have shit for brains.

Admitting you are lactose intolerant is admitting you are a failure — a failure at digestion.  This is why I still eat ice cream.  This is why I no longer believe in the mind/body connection.

Sep 04

When I am happiest.

You make me smile, but only with no teeth.

Sep 03

Portland.

“We’re just two people moving in together, which is nothing in the scheme of things.”  He asked me what I wanted, repeatedly.  ”What do you want?  What do you want out of life?”  
“I don’t know,” I said.  
But I did know.  I wanted nothing in the scheme of things.

Aug 21

Every Wednesday I would buy cigarettes from a woman who had the same birthday as me.  She invited me out the day I left town.

Every Wednesday I would buy cigarettes from a woman who had the same birthday as me.  She invited me out the day I left town.

Aug 19

The moment I could pinpoint falling out of love.

I loved him, and I was trying to force the meaningful type words to come out.  ”I didn’t know what I wanted until you became the definition.”  
“I gotta watch this DVD.”

My Gynecologist told me not to get depressed.

Apparently labia are not exempt from the effects of economic turmoil.